Make your holiday season a little more honest—and a lot more hilarious—with this cozy ugly-sweater–style crewneck featuring the boldly relatable phrase:
“If You Wanted ‘Magic,’ You Should’ve Booked in July.”
Perfect for caterers who know that holiday miracles require actual planning, not last-minute chaos.
This design embraces the classic Christmas sweater look with a rich green base and pixel-knit textures. Festive motifs like gingerbread characters, rolling pins, cookies, snowflakes, bowls, whisks, and chafing dishes create a nostalgic stitched pattern around the text. The word “CATERERS” appears beneath the main phrase, making it the perfect statement piece for culinary pros managing the holiday rush.
Available Colors
This unisex crewneck sweatshirt is available in a festive range of colors designed to complement the design beautifully:
Heliconia, Forest Green, Cardinal Red, Red, Ash, White, and Light Blue.
Why Caterers Love It
Unisex fit — comfortable, relaxed, and flattering for all
Cozy and durable, perfect for long catering shifts or holiday events
High-quality print with a knitted-sweater look
Makes a great uniform piece or holiday gift for your catering team
Brings humor to even the busiest season

Whether you're prepping buffets, juggling clients, or pulling off holiday miracles with zero notice, this sweatshirt says exactly what you’re thinking—loudly and festively.